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Bundle No. 01 — The Full Party

Your party is
assembled.

Four full packs. 37 individually wrapped snacks. 15 different animals. One box that settles the “what are we eating” argument before session zero.

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  • 4.9★ from 75 reviews on the D&D pack
  • 11 exotic proteins you can’t get at a gas station
  • No MSG · shelf-stable · no fridge needed
  • Family-owned. Four people run it.
The Dungeons & Dragons Class Pack bag beside its twelve individually wrapped one-ounce snack sticks, one for each character class.
01 — D&D Class Pack · 12 sticks
The Cryptid Sunrise mild variety pack with its ten cryptid-named snack sticks.
02 — Sunrise
10 sticks
The Cryptid Heatwave spicy variety pack with its ten spicy cryptid-named snack sticks.
03 — Heatwave
10 sticks
Five two-ounce bags of Mythical Meats beef jerky: Leprechaun, Mermaid, Unicorn, Dragon and Bigfoot.
04 — Jerky
5 × 2 oz bags
★ 4.8630+ reviews
store-wide
37individually
wrapped snacks
15different
animals
2.6 lbof meat
in the box

What's in the box

Four packs. One table.

Every pack Mythical Meats is known for, bought together instead of one at a time. Nothing here is filler. Each one sells on its own page for full price.

Dungeons & Dragons Class Pack with twelve snack sticks.

01 / Licensed collab

Dungeons & Dragons
Class Pack

Twelve 1 oz sticks, one for every class.

Count
12 sticks
Weight
12 oz
Heat
1d6 mild to medium
Rating
4.9★ / 75

Roster

BarbarianBardClericDruid FighterMonkPaladinRanger RogueSorcererWarlockWizard
Sold alone: $30
Cryptid Sunrise mild variety pack with ten snack sticks.

02 / Mild

Cryptid Sunrise

Ten 1 oz sticks. All flavor, no fight.

Count
10 sticks
Weight
10 oz
Heat
None
Gluten
Gluten-free

Roster

BasiliskCentaurGobblerGremlin GriffinKrakenLoch NessPegasus TrollUnicorn
Sold alone: $25
Cryptid Heatwave spicy variety pack with ten snack sticks.

03 / Spicy

Cryptid Heatwave

Ten 1 oz sticks. The ones that bite back.

Count
10 sticks
Weight
10 oz
Heat
2d6 genuinely spicy
Gluten
Gluten-free

Roster

CerberusChimeraChupacabraCyclops DragonElfHippogriffLeprechaun MinotaurSwamp Monster
Sold alone: $25
Five two-ounce bags of Mythical Meats jerky.

04 / The upgrade

2 oz Jerky Sampler

Five 2 oz bags of hand-cut whole-muscle jerky.

Count
5 bags
Weight
10 oz
Heat
Varies by bag
Rating
5.0★ / 8

Roster

Unicorn · HickoryDragon · Flaming HotBigfoot · Xtra Peppered Mermaid · Pineapple TeriyakiLeprechaun · Bourbon
Sold alone: $40

The arithmetic

  1. D&D Class Pack — 12 sticks$30.00
  2. Cryptid Sunrise, mild — 10 sticks$25.00
  3. Cryptid Heatwave, spicy — 10 sticks$25.00
  4. 2 oz Jerky Sampler — 5 bags$40.00
  5. Bought one at a time$120.00
  6. The Full Party$100.00

You keep $20 + free shipping

Add all four to cart — $100

The compendium

Thirty-seven entries.

Every snack in the box has a name and a straight face. Here’s what’s actually in each one.

D&D Class Pack — 12 × 1 oz

BarbarianSriracha duck, beef & chicken
BardBuffalo chicken & beef
ClericTeriyaki wild boar & beef
DruidHoney BBQ turkey & beef
FighterJalapeño elk & beef
MonkSweet & spicy beef & buffalo
PaladinBBQ camel & beef
RangerHickory smoked venison & beef
RogueSlow-burn alligator, beef & pork
SorcererHabanero BBQ pork & beef
WarlockHoney ham pork
WizardChipotle garlic beef & yak

Cryptid Sunrise, mild — 10 × 1 oz

BasiliskAlligator, beef & pork
CentaurSmoked beef & camel
GobblerTurkey, beef & cranberries
GremlinBBQ chicken & beef
GriffinBeef & ostrich
KrakenMaple duck, beef & chicken
Loch Ness MonsterMild beef & buffalo
PegasusAntelope, beef & pork
TrollSmoked beef & alpaca
UnicornSmoked beef

Cryptid Heatwave, spicy — 10 × 1 oz

CerberusSlow-burn buffalo & wild boar
ChimeraFire venison & beef
ChupacabraChorizo pork
CyclopsPeppered wild boar & beef
DragonCajun alligator, beef & pork
ElfPeppered turkey & beef
HippogriffSweet & spicy chicken & pork
LeprechaunFire venison & beef
MinotaurJalapeño pork
Swamp MonsterJerk-style alligator, pork & beef

2 oz Jerky Sampler — 5 × 2 oz bags

UnicornHickory smoked beef jerky
DragonFlaming hot beef jerky
BigfootExtra peppered beef jerky
MermaidPineapple teriyaki beef jerky
LeprechaunBourbon beef jerky

Whole-muscle jerky, hand cut in small batches. It eats nothing like a snack stick, so the box covers both.

Why it isn't $2 checkout jerky

Fifteen animals. Eleven you can’t get at a gas station.

The names are a joke. The sourcing isn’t. Most sticks run roughly half exotic meat, half beef.

BeefPorkChickenTurkey DuckBuffaloWild BoarElk VenisonCamelAlligatorYak OstrichAntelopeAlpaca

EverydayExotic — 11 of 15

  • 01

    Roughly 50/50 exotic and beef

    You taste the camel and the yak. It still eats like a snack stick. Ratios vary a little by flavor.

  • 02

    No MSG

    Across every pack in this box.

  • 03

    High protein, shelf stable

    No cooler, no fridge, no melting. Lives in a dice bag or a desk drawer and doesn’t care.

  • 04

    Individually wrapped

    This is why it works at a table. Everyone gets their own, so nobody digs through a shared bag or wipes their hands on the character sheets.

  • 05

    Gluten-free — the two Cryptid packs

    Sunrise and Heatwave are gluten-free. The D&D Class Pack contains wheat and soy, so it isn’t. Worth knowing before you hand them out.

Saving throw vs. spice

There’s a pack for the friend who can’t take heat.

And one for the friend who insists they can. Both are in the box, so nobody has to negotiate.

Cryptid Sunrise Smoked, sweet and savory. Maple duck, turkey with cranberries, plain smoked beef. Safe for everyone at the table.
D&D Class Pack Mostly mild with a few that turn: Sorcerer runs habanero, Fighter is jalapeño elk, Monk is sweet and spicy. The rest are gentle.
Cryptid Heatwave Cajun alligator, chorizo pork, fire venison, jalapeño pork. This one isn’t a bluff.
Jerky Sampler Runs the whole range on its own. Unicorn is hickory-mild, Dragon is flaming hot, Bigfoot sits in the peppery middle.

4.8★ from 630+ reviews

People keep buying these for the table.

Real reviews left on the products in this box.

“I bought them for the table. The DM got first pick of the unclaimed ones. Enjoyed by all.”

Louis T. Verified
D&D Class Pack

“We were getting ready for our mid-campaign session. I gave a package to each of the players and told them about some of the other options that are available. WE LOVE THESE!!! 100% amazing.”

Kent B. Verified
D&D Class Pack

“All of the different meats that come in this pack are delicious and match the classes they represent so well!”

Dario G. Verified
D&D Class Pack

“I don’t even like beef jerky but these were so good.”

Janell R. Verified
D&D Class Pack

“Great variety! I ordered from here before just because I’m a mythology nerd, but as it happens, I’m a dnd nerd as well!! Great flavors and a great variety at that!”

Samuel B. Verified
D&D Class Pack

“Great. Got a softer texture. I’m just happy I can have meat of characters I play.”

River G. Verified
D&D Class Pack

“These have been absolutely fantastic. The classes seem to fit as well. I’m ordering a 2nd set now.”

Michael G. Verified
D&D Class Pack

“Shared the pack with my D&D group, meats were a big hit! Spicy flavors really brought the heat too.”

Dave C. Verified
D&D Class Pack

“Just enough spice to make it super nice!”

Paul K. Verified
Cryptid Heatwave — Spicy

“Always a hit! Great flavors and theme.”

Jacqueline M. Verified
Cryptid Heatwave — Spicy

“Love the packaging and logos for each class: perfect for the next dnd session.”

Christian G. Verified
D&D Class Pack

“My kid is going to be so excited. My husband saw it and said I better order him one too!”

Kelly S. Verified
D&D Class Pack

Where it ends up

Four reasons this box exists.

01

Session night

Thirty-seven wrapped snacks is four or five sessions for a table of five. Hand them out at the top of the night and stop ordering pizza at 11pm.

02

The gift problem

For the person who plays D&D and already owns every set of dice. This one gets eaten, not shelved.

03

Con weekend

Shelf-stable, individually wrapped, fits in a bag. Costs a fraction of what the convention center charges for a pretzel.

04

The desk drawer

Protein that isn’t a granola bar, for the 3pm hole in the day. It keeps in a drawer and it doesn’t make a mess.

Before you commit

Questions, answered plainly.

What exactly arrives?
Four sealed retail packs: the Dungeons & Dragons Class Pack (12 × 1 oz sticks), Cryptid Sunrise mild (10 × 1 oz), Cryptid Heatwave spicy (10 × 1 oz), and the 2 oz Jerky Sampler (5 × 2 oz bags). That’s 37 individually wrapped snacks and about 2.6 lb of meat.
Is the $20 saving real?
Yes. Those four packs sell for $30, $25, $25 and $40 on their own product pages, which is $120. This bundle is $100 with free U.S. shipping. Check the individual pages if you like.
Is it gluten-free?
Partly. Cryptid Sunrise and Cryptid Heatwave are gluten-free. The D&D Class Pack contains wheat and soy, and the jerky contains soy. If you’re avoiding gluten entirely, buy the two Cryptid packs on their own instead.
How spicy is the spicy pack, really?
Heatwave is genuinely hot rather than novelty-hot: Cajun alligator, chorizo pork, fire venison and jalapeño pork. If your table is heat-shy, the Sunrise pack in the same box has none at all. That is why both are in here.
Does any of it need refrigerating?
No. Everything is shelf-stable and individually wrapped. Keep it in a cupboard or a desk drawer. Check the date printed on each pack.
What’s actually in these? Is “camel” really camel?
Yes. Most sticks are roughly a 50/50 blend of the exotic meat named on the label and beef, so a Paladin really is BBQ camel with beef. Ratios and ingredients vary a little by flavor. Full ingredient and allergen information is on each product page.
Can I still buy the packs separately?
Yes. Every one has its own page on the Mythical Meats store. The bundle exists because buying all four together is $20 cheaper and arrives in one box.

Roll initiative

Four packs. Thirty-seven snacks.
One hundred dollars.

The whole range in one box, $20 under the individual prices, shipped free anywhere in the US.

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